And tonight I dreamed a proposal from Johnny Depp, and Jake, the only guy I've ever really been interested in. I'm not sure which one is more likely to happen.
Johnny proposed to me at a supermarket, with all his random jewelry and a loose white shirt. No glasses, thank God, and the most sincere expression. He told me every day I'd be followed around, "Take a picture of me with my back to you, I"m leaving you, take a picture of you blowing your nose, I"m making you cry. I'm not gonna tell you that it won't happen." But then, he took my hand, and said, "And then, at the end of those crazy days, you'll come home, and the only thing there will be me. Just me, in our big ol' house, ready to keep you company." Of course, I was wildly in love, and accepted.
Jake took a different approach. I dreamed we were the grocery store where he worked, kissing in front of all his teenaged coworkers who looked absolutely shocked and thrilled. He didn't actually speak to me, but I knew he had just proposed. We ran out of his store together. I stopped and turned around and waved at them. Of course, they were jealous of our youthful love, and since it's christmas, there was no reason not to be friendly!
Merry Christmas, may all your wildest dreams come true.
Johnny proposed to me at a supermarket, with all his random jewelry and a loose white shirt. No glasses, thank God, and the most sincere expression. He told me every day I'd be followed around, "Take a picture of me with my back to you, I"m leaving you, take a picture of you blowing your nose, I"m making you cry. I'm not gonna tell you that it won't happen." But then, he took my hand, and said, "And then, at the end of those crazy days, you'll come home, and the only thing there will be me. Just me, in our big ol' house, ready to keep you company." Of course, I was wildly in love, and accepted.
Jake took a different approach. I dreamed we were the grocery store where he worked, kissing in front of all his teenaged coworkers who looked absolutely shocked and thrilled. He didn't actually speak to me, but I knew he had just proposed. We ran out of his store together. I stopped and turned around and waved at them. Of course, they were jealous of our youthful love, and since it's christmas, there was no reason not to be friendly!
Merry Christmas, may all your wildest dreams come true.
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